water beats fire

(via oldhollywoodkisses)


ocebutt:

dooptown:

i’ve said it before and i’ll say it again

YOU DO NOT NEED TO BRING YOUR GUN TO THE GROCERY STORE

how does america even function like it sounds like a video game or something. grand theft freedom.

(via urlsputsomuchpressureonpeople)


dajo42:

"tea is just leaf water!" "yeah well coffee is just bean water!" wow, it’s. it’s like everything is made of things. this door is just wood rectangle. this poster is just ink paper. this lemonade is just lemon water. wow, it’s like you can combine ingredients to make things that are more enjoyable than the initial parts of the equation. sure is a magical world we live in

(via urlsputsomuchpressureonpeople)


buymeapenguinplz:

gordman2:

Humorous Movie Marquee Mash-Ups

there’s no way these all weren’t planned.

(via guy)


yolownly:

homeostasis-central:

richwhitelesbian:

we need some new and more powerful swears

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the elder swear

(via keepcalmandwatchcastle)


Myers Briggs By Superpowers

readingontheroof:

INFJ: Visions of the future
ESTP: Superhuman strength
INTJ: Immortality
ESFP: Ability to freeze time
INFP: Literary manipulation
ESTJ: Power negation
INTP: Omniscience
ESFJ: Healing powers
ISFJ: Visions of the past
ENTP: Dimensional travel
ISTJ: Photographic memory
ENFP: Reality warping
ISFP: Shape shifting
ENTJ: Mind control
ISTP: Invulnerability
ENFJ: Empathic powers

(via naudreyteampancakes)


biological-warfare:

giveme-brandy-onmybreath:

mitsurugi:

gordonjramsay:

skypestripper:

aclorable:

aclorable:

aclorable:

which country has the most birds

portugeese

wait

thats a language

portugull

nice recovery

don’t you mean nice redovery

turkey, how did we miss turkey

(via naudreyteampancakes)


Your eyebrows are sisters, not twins.
The most comforting beauty advice I’ve ever been given. (via cinniie)

(via justlikebudapestagain)


ohana-means-famiree:

poshcoughing:

americansavior:

itsjustsatanthings:

cumber-bitches:

caswantsdeansassbutt:

cumber-bitches:

cumber-bitches:

I have fruit polos and lollypops be jealous.

omg do many people not know what fruit polos are? they are heaven

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In America, we call them lifesavers. They can be chewy or hard candy. 

polos aren’t chewy and they also come in mint.

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this week on: britan thinks its special

This week on america copies everything from Britain.

HOLD THE FUCK UP

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(via a-bit-of-everrything)


viaos:

mr man

viaos:

mr man

(via pemsylvania)


mamrie:

mydrunkkitchen:

ITS A BOOK ITS A REAL BOOK THATS REAL AND EXISTS AND IM HOLDING IT!!!! http://hannahhart.com/book

YAS YAS YAS!!!! GET IT!

mamrie:

mydrunkkitchen:

ITS A BOOK ITS A REAL BOOK THATS REAL AND EXISTS AND IM HOLDING IT!!!! http://hannahhart.com/book

YAS YAS YAS!!!! GET IT!


thatfunnyblog:

The American collegiate system in one gif set

(via thebananaparadox)


I AM HERE TO TELL YOU THAT LUCAS BRYANT (NATHAN FROM HAVEN) IS JUST AS ATTRACTIVE AND ENDEARING IN REAL LIFE AS HE SEEMS ON TV AND IN INTERVIEWS.

THIS MAN IS SUCH A GENTLEMAN. HE’S LIKE TOM FUCKING HIDDLESTON, I’M NOT EVEN KIDDING. 


joshpeck:

when your friend makes an offensive joke but you don’t want to start anything with them

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(via a-bit-of-everrything)